Lyn
Eather 2006
Last
night an Irish farmer came to visit our property.
He was asking about BIG farming
machinery, so I dragged out old photos of our family’s
harvesting days of the 1980’s.
This
picture emerged and I relived my short career as a
teenage header driver.
I
was in my teens and was instructed to take lunch to my
big brother Ken who was harvesting sorghum.
Ken had been harvesting non-stop – it was the
RIGHT time to harvest and the seeds HAD to come off NOW!
We
met in the paddock, and he yelled from his favourite
machine “Jump in! You drive while I have lunch”.
“Okay” I said, “but don’t you leave me,
you stay here”. Like
an obliging brother Ken stayed with me.
There is only one seat in a combine harvester.
So he squashed his long body to the floor of the
cab. His
knees were up near his ears as he sat in the corner.
We chatted a bit while he woofed down his lunch.
Then he said I was doing okay and he fell to
sleep in the sitting position.
His last words were, “wake me if you need
me!”
So
around and around I went, harvesting Sorghum using a
John Deer harvester and a 30ft front.
Two hands on the wheel concentrating, I had
actually driven it before for short spells.
And I knew the drill; don’t spill a drop of
seed. Don’t
put the comb too low and pick up dirt, remember how to
turn efficiently around corners of the paddock.
(To this day I still don’t actually understand
how to do it, I just know it’s important!)
A
combine harvester is an amazing machine.
They are so huge, but at the same time very
manoeuvrable and with the correct use of all the
instruments you could do quite delicate work.
This machine had everything, even power steering!
I drove slowly, harvesting the seeds, flicking
the few switches I knew.
I tried hard to keep a straight line and keep the
revs up.
Around
and around I went.
The machine gently whirred, the auger rolled in
front of me as it took in thousands of seed heads with
an almost hypnotic rhythm.
You know it can be quiet nice, sitting up there
so high, and the views are unbelievable! The acres and
acres of land are breath taking.
And the nature you can see; grasshoppers madly
hop in front of the swishing blades.
Birds swoop down to pickup freshly picked seed,
kangaroos bound across the paddock, the sun, and the
sky. It’s quite therapeutic.
Around
and around I went.
I began to gain in confidence.
I knew I was doing an okay job, my brother would
be proud. I
relaxed and took the time to the take in the wide-open
spaces while I manoeuvred this expensive machine around
the huge open paddock.
Well almost open paddock, except for one lonely
bottle tree.
Around
and around I went.
Then I started to get itchy, I blamed it on all
that dust. I
looked at my brother at my feet, fast a sleep.
I remember thinking, “boy he works hard.
I’m so glad I can help him.
He’s only a few years older than me, but he’s
a real working man.”
I shifted in my seat.
I checked the time. The voices on the radio
started to annoy me.
Bloody cricket!
I checked the time again.
Can’t they put anything decent on the radio?
I need music.
I reach for the nobs above my head, why did they
put the radio so high up.
I had one hand on the wheel, and the other…OPPS!
When
you look back it’s hard to explain how you were
thinking or really what you were thinking.
I knew the tree was there; it had been there all
the time. In
fact it was the only tree in the paddock!
And for some reason that I’ll never understand
I choose that moment.
The moment I was supposed to drive past the tree.
I chose THAT moment change radio stations!
I
clipped the tree with the comb.
The machine jolted with the impact, but then it
roared on. The
tree stood it’s ground and the machine still pushed
forward. OH
SHIT!
You
know when you dream of being a hero, of saving the day,
of doing good for one and all.
Well all I could think was think OH SHIT!
I panicked, what do I do, won’t this stupid
harvester stop…how do you stop this thing!
The rest is a bit of a blur, but the results
aren’t.
My
brother stopped the machine.
He jumped out of the cab and looked at his baby.
What had I done?
My big brother was in shock; I was in shock.
Then my brother, my big strong powerful brother
cried and then I cried.
It that moment I was sure the world had stopped.
The
damage done does not reflect in this photo.
But I can tell you that another machine finished
the job and we didn’t make any money on the crops that
year. But I
have a loving family, no one yelled or screamed or even
asked why. They
just reassured me that everyone makes mistakes.
At
Christmas a few years ago we were reliving old memories
of driving and vehicles.
I piped up and said, “what about the time I was
changing radio stations and hit the bottle tree with the
header”. Then
I paused, and then gulped.
You see I had not shared the part of the story
about radio station before.
Everyone knew that I hit the tree, but the minor
detail of my one handed driving was a secret I had
always kept.
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